Diseases, also known as disorders or syndromes, is an umbrella term used to describe any disruption of structure or function in a human, animal, or Lycra entity, especially one that produces specific symptoms or that affects a specific location and is not simply a direct result of physical injury.
Many diseases are shown and referenced in the show, some characters inflict diseases upon others as part of their fighting style.
List of Known Diseases
Anime (also known as Weeabooism)
|“||...oh shit. It's spreading. The disease is spreading!||”|
|- Filthy Frank after finding out that he has Weeabooism.|
Anime is a severe neurological condition which will slowly but surely mutate the infected person into a weeaboo, the condition unfortunately is not fatal and will doom its victims to spend the rest of their existence watching Chinese cartoons and collecting katanas and throwing stars, a fate universally recognized as worse than death. Fortunately, it is possible to cure the disease with a reality check if it has not yet progressed to the chronic stage, at which point reality checks become potentially fatal to the victim, as bringing them back to reality causes a severe environmental shock for them.
In ANIME HUNTER - CHIN CHIN ARRIVES, Frank and Pookie fight large hordes of two dimensional floating entities simply referred to as "Animes" by Frank, it is currently unknown if these are late stage sufferers of anime or an entirely different type of creature.
- Weeaboo Jones (late stage chronic sufferer)
- Pookie (early stage viral sufferer)
- Frank (early stage viral sufferer, cured)
|“||ey b0ss I habe cancer||”|
|- Pink Guy|
- Frank (throat cancer sufferer)
- Pink Guy (general cancer sufferer)
- Ian (terminal cancer sufferer, cured by death)
- Ethan (terminal throat cancer sufferer)
- Frank's Mom (terminal cancer sufferer)
- Santa's Brother (brain cancer sufferer)
|“||Ｓ Ｏ Ｍ Ｕ Ｃ Ｈ Ｃ Ａ Ｎ Ｃ Ｅ Ｒ||”|
|- Filthy Frank whilst caught in the middle of the initial outbreak.|
It is unknown why Lemon didn't catch this disease, as he also came with Mr. Magic Man with the disease itself. But there is theory that Lemon's disability, which is down syndrome, is what made him meme-proof, which his mental disability prevents him from understanding what are memes.
|“||I hate my Harlem Shake video with a burning passion.||”|
|- An excerpt from Filthy Frank's twitter feed.|
This disease is a mental disorder that was spread to the rest of the world, via the media. It was firstly seen on a video named "DO THE HARLEM SHAKE (ORIGINAL)", which depicts Pink Guy, Red Ranger, Alien Man and Creepy Dude dancing to the Harlem Shake in an uneven way. Without realizing it, both four entities spread a serious disease around the world. The effects of this disease is currently unknown, except it is possible that Mr. Magic Man used this disease as a base from which to create the Meme Plague.
- Unknown, but is known to have infected millions.
|“||Hey bruh, check out my mixtape mang!||”|
|- PolitikZ displaying the effects of Mixtape Making.|
This disease is especially affecting kids and preteens. It is more of a psychology than an actual disease, since it is derived from 12-year olds, and 12-year olds are known to be cancerous entities that attack humans by their brain cells. Frank has opened a lab in New York City, which is funded by the Westboro Baptist Church, so he could make research on mental diseases coming from the internet. It turns out that Frank has failed his research on PolitikZ, making the disease incurable.
As Frank conducted his experiments on PolitikZ, as PolitikZ said "mixtapes", Frank has then failed his research on mixtape making. PolitikZ has then stolen his handgun and then shoved mixtape cassettes in his mouth and then forced him to listen to his so-called hit "REAL HIP HOP". At one point, Salamander Man and Pink Guy saved him by shooting PolitikZ, preventing Frank from catching the disease. Frank has then joined the party and shot PolitikZ dead.
|“||Please, you have to help him! He's sick! Can't you tell that he's sick?! He's been coughing up chocolate and blood and all kinds of disgusting things!||”|
|- Filthy Frank to The Shaman on Dade's disease.|
Very little information regarding this disease exists. What is known about it is that the pathogen has a very high mortality rate and produces intensely painful symptoms in those affected, such as liver failure. It also appears this disease only has the aforementioned effect on the Bald Chocolate Men species and is harmless to or has much less severe symptoms to all other races. It's possible this disease is the culprit behind the rarity of the Bald Chocolate Men species, which would also mean it's highly contagious, as it would've had to infect and kill all Bald Chocolate Men in the omniverse, including Dade and Bade in order to drive the Bald Chocolate Men to extinction.
- Dade (late stage chronic sufferer, cured by the Bald Chocolate Afterlife)
STDs (also known as sexually transmissible diseases)
|“||ＢＲＵＨ Ｉ ＧＯＴ ＴＨＥ ＨＥＲＰＳ ＩＭ ＩＴＣＨＩＮ ＤＥＡＤＡＳＳ||”|
|- Chin-Chin after being infected with herpes by Filthy Frank.|
It is also said that these types of diseases do not exist in Fake Africa, as Fake Africa looks exactly like Africa, but with no such diseases and epidemics in this dimension. This factor is actually what will drive travelers who enter this dimension to madness, trying to figure out its logic.
- Chin-Chin (herpes and HPV sufferer, cured)
- Frank (space herpes sufferer, cured)
- Tits job specialist (AIDS sufferer)
- Santa's brother (Polio sufferer)
|“||Disabled niggas eat good pussy man.||”|
|- Wheelz voicing his benefits of having cerebral palsy.|
|“||Oh man, I'm so glad he's back! Oh yeah! Wait, what the fuck?! Is this kid masturbating?! OH THAT IS FUCKING MORBID!||”|
|- Buzz displaying effects of Bipolarity.|
This is a mental disorder, in which people would reach excessive levels of emotion, either in a good or a bad mood. Only one entity in the Filthy Frank universe was known to have this mental disorder, being Buzz Lightyear. However, Buzz himself, due to his strong sensitivity, seems to not accept autistic kids masturbating in front of him, as Frank was masturbating while playing with him and so he got suicidal tendencies. His fate is currently unknown.
- Buzz (medium level sufferer)
|“||OH DAMN BITCH THAT'S SOME DANK KUSH!||”|
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