"Erectile Dysfunction" is a song by Pink Guy, from his debut album PINK GUY, and is the ninth track of the album. This track addresses haters and skeptics who never give Pink Guy a break, the erectile dysfunction acting as a possible metaphor of how he does not care about what they say, despite how hard they try.
My dick don't stand like a fat kid in PE,
The only time it's active's when I'm in the bathroom peeing.
I'm like a Nazi with a broken arm, why?
I couldn't get it up even if my life depended on it.
You can find me in the bathroom trying,
Tugging on my balls in the stall straight crying.
I think I'm dying cuz I'm limper than Bizkit,
At Christmas a large hard cock is on my wish list.
My dick is so small these haters on my balls,
Couldn't elevate to the next level so fuck y'all.
Shiiiit, I limp around like polio,
Like okey dokey yo my dick ain't lying like Pinocchio.
Sorry, Geppetto, how could anybody pull strings,
This puppet ain't even made of WOOD (ha-haaa).
Yeah I guess I'm trying to say it like this,
If you want respect then hop off my dick.
(Ironically I go hard, though)
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