Ohh well. Looks like I have to build my house again. Ohh well. 
| Eeyore | |
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| Biographical info | |
| Full name | Eeyore |
| Species | Donkey |
| Gender | Male |
| Residence | Homeless |
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| First Appearance | WINNIE THE POOH CONSPIRACY THEORY |
| Role | Citizen afflicted by conspiracy. |
Eeyore is a character in the Winnie-the-Pooh series and a central character in the WINNIE THE POOH CONSPIRACY THEORY. A stuffed donkey, Eeyore is depressed and pessimistic, and thought to be homeless when compared to the other characters in the series.
Filthy Frank dedicated seven chromosome years of his life searching for Eeyore, but to no conclusive end. Frank believed that President Barack Obama and the United States Armed Forces are involved in a conspiracy to keep Eeyore homeless. Said conspiracy might also involve Winnie the Pooh.
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"Eeyore is such a passive guy, that he doesn't even fight back." -Frank