I dedicated my life to growing crawfish. 
| Kamikaze Failure Frank | |
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| Biographical info | |
| Full name | Kamikaze Failure Frank |
| Aliases | Filthy Frank
bears striking resemblance to Fake Frank |
| Species | Human |
| Gender | Male |
| Born | Approximately 1928-1930 |
| Political info | |
| Affiliation | Japanese Empire (previously) |
| Nationality | Japanese |
| Occupation | Kamikaze Pilot (previously)
Crawfish Racer |
| Rank | Crawfish Olympics Champion |
| Miscellaneous info | |
| First Appearance | ILLEGAL CRAWFISH RACING OLYMPICS |
| Actor/Actress | George "Joji" Miller |
Kamikaze Failure Frank is an alter ego of Filthy Frank that he takes on in the episode ILLEGAL CRAWFISH RACING OLYMPICS as well as in the book Francis of the Filth.
Appearance[]
Kamikaze Failure Frank is simply Filthy Frank wearing an outfit given to him by Safari Man to use as a disguise to hide from Chin-Chin. He has a tattoo of a cross on his chest and wears a brown WWII-era Japanese pilot's cap with Spider-Man sunglasses. His outfit, particularly the cap and sunglasses, make him strongly resemble Fake Frank to the point where many believed them to be one and the same. However, it was revealed in Francis of the Filth that Kamikaze Failure Frank was simply the real Frank in disguise.
History[]
After being sent to New York City by Chin-Chin, Frank meets Safari Man, and the two hatch a plan to scam chromosomes out of some local Mere Mortals: illegal crawfish races. Safari Man fears that there will be great consequences if Chin-Chin knew of the races, and so he created a disguise for Frank to wear.
Frank then trained his own Genetically Modified Crawfish (It was found out later that they were ordinary mice) to win the Crawfish Olympics.
Under the alias of Kamikaze Failure Frank, Frank has a record of 6,001 wins and negative 30 losses in illegal crawfish racing. Even though he is considered the champion of the Crawfish Olympics, Alpha Centurion AKA The Shaman has 293,999 more wins than him. This is probably because Alpha Centurion has lost 3 times. Kamikaze Failure Frank is the only contender in the Crawfish Olympics to have lost a negative amount of times.
Trivia[]
- In a podcast George "Joji" Miller did with the YouTuber Anthony Fantano in 2015, he suggested that Kamikaze Failure Frank might be an alternate universe's version of Filthy Frank. This was retconned in 2017 with the release of Francis of the Filth, which establishes that it's just the original Frank in disguise.