| Nicolas Cage | |
|---|---|
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| Biographical info | |
| Full name | Nicolas Kim Coppola |
| Aliases | Nic(k) Cage |
| Species | Inter-dimesional being |
| Gender | Male |
| Born | January 7, 1964 |
| Political info | |
| Affiliation | The League of Shitty Actors (generally assumed) |
| Nationality | American |
| Occupation | (shitty) Actor |
| Miscellaneous info | |
| First Appearance | ADAM SANDLER CONSPIRACY THEORY
ASK FRANK #5 (voice) |
| Actor/Actress | Himself |
No not the bees! 
- --one of Nic Cage's greatest one-liners
The Saving of Filthy Frank[]
On September 14th, 2015, Filthy Frank was confirmed to have been attacked by the League of Shitty Actors (LSA), including Adam Sandler, Kevin James and Owen Willson. He believed that if he defended himself with a belt, he will have surely been victorious, but failed. Cage emerged from his sewer home in order to fend off the attack with his power of the bees, which saved Frank. But Frank found out that Nick was not in the LSA, and as a result, he told him to "get the fuck out of his house" and Cage departed through Frank's window.
Abilities[]
Shitty acting[]
As well as Sandler, James and Wilson, Nicholas Cage has a reputation of making his movies shit due to the fact that he is shit.
The bees[]
With his experience, Nick Cage can summon bees to attack humans and even celestial beings such as Adam Sandler.
Quotes[]
Frank: "N-Nicolas Cage?! What are you doing here? Are you in the League?"
Nicolas: "There's a league?"
Frank: "Oh wait....so eh, you're just shit.....You're genuinely shit."
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