| Filthy Frank Ph.D's Research Lab | |
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| Frank at Section 3 of the lab. | |
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| Type | Building |
| Level | Unknown |
| Location | New York City |
| Inhabitants | PolitikZ (test subject) Dade (while being researched) |
The Filthy Frank Ph.D Research Lab is a laboratory located in the Chin-Chin-ruled Realm of Bautista where Dr. Filthy Frank performs scientific research and observation on subjects such as Internet Rap Disease and its victims. The lab is funded by the Westboro Baptist Church (among others; Elon Musk personally funded Frank's research into Adam Sandler), but it is unknown why the Dark Lord shares a fraction of his multidimensional territory with Frank for his work.
Dr. Filthy's subjects include 15 year old faggots with no musical talent who have been kidnapped from their home. This includes PolitikZ, a young artist dedicated to the return of "real hip-hop". Frank's lack of results in this field resulted in a period of suspension for the project.
Due to the horrifying nature of the subjects of Frank's research, the lab's toilets are often used to dispose of such digusting things as Frank's vomit and the word MIXTAPE.
In WORST FILM EVER (CHRISTMAS SPECIAL), Frank returns to the lab to try and develop an antidote for Dade's disease, but to no avail. After his quest to find other means to cure him, he returns here again to try more research, when the lab is attacked by Racist Santa, who wants to kill Dade and harvest his rare chocolate. Frank's henchman Brock Lee defeats Racist Santa and protects Dade, who later dies from his illness.
In ADAM SANDLER CONSPIRACY THEORY, we learn that for years, Frank, alongside a researcher, have used the lab to try to discover the secret behind Adam Sandler and why he is such a terrible actor. Their research was so psychologically harrowing that it caused Frank to be physically sick. It is not until after many years that Frank stumbles upon the truth: that Adam Sandler is a higher being messing with lesser beings for resources and fun.