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"Fried Noodles" is a song by Pink Guy, uploaded on the TVFilthyFrank channel on May 8, 2016. The song is an passive-aggressive rap where Pink Guy contemplates suicide while singing about how his life is gradually becoming worse. Towards the end of the video, he throws cabbages at a stranger and attempts to strangle himself from a rope tied to a tree branch. A clean version was made by Youtuber SuperMarioCipher on March 10, 2017, using the instrumental made by onkz.

The dialogue at the start of the video is from the movie Dumb and Dumber, which was removed in the album version of the song.

Lyrics:

What happened? His head fell off! His head fell off? Yeah, he was pretty old. Oh, that's it! I've had it with this dump! We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!

Pussy, pussy, pussy Can't you see You bitches can't do it like me Motherfuckers stay mad Like I killed their mom or something If you really didn't care You'd let it be

I've been dying since day one But y'all knew that My dick is like Americans Too fat, but dangerous I'm the grimiest motherfucker to walk this earth The shit I do is way below dirty sewers and connoisseurs I'm a flying reptile A pterodactyl on Adderall I've got a bunch of scales that I dug up You've never heard at all Eat a dick little faggot, jeez And furthermore You trying to scrap with me I don't beef, faggot I'm herbivore Hmm I crawled into the industry A saturated circus Manipulating like Hillary They say I'm crazy But lately they've been defending me Because take a look around, motherfucker Everyone's digging me

I live in a constant state of fear and misery Do you miss me anymore? And I don't even notice When it hurts anymore Anymore Anymore Anymore

Pussy, pussy, pussy Can't you read I'm a dirty old pussy eating freak Motherfuckers still mad Like I killed the mom or something If you really didn't care You'd let me eat

Here we go again I'll make jokes about your estrogen That's pretty much the rest of this song I'm roasting everything I'm a weird little entity That'll enter titties And bust all over the tummy and little nippies (Ew!) I know I'm morbid at times That's how I like to be They call my dick a mammoth You're salty you got a micro-d Classic penis joke Inserted with appropriate timing Because if I ain't got a penis line I ain't dining No homo, but seriously I'm getting faded And my life is like my vids Low budget and underrated Kids, the only way to succeed Is to chip away at the soul And hope by the time you get there You ain't singin'

I live in a constant state of fear and misery Do you miss me anymore? And I don't even notice When it hurts anymore Anymore Anymore Anymore

(Don't take the lyrics too seriously I really don't give a shit.)

Video

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