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"Fried Rice" is the tenth song on the Pink Guy Album, by Pink Guy.

It is a song about how good Pink Guy is at making fried rice, Similar to his song Ramen King. It has some other references such as stir fry and ChinChin. The song is produced by Beeza.

Video

PINK GUY COOKS FRIED RICE AND RAPS01:43

PINK GUY COOKS FRIED RICE AND RAPS

Lyrics

(Translated) Today, we'll be making fried rice

That's fried rice

Now then, lets begin!

Fried rice
Fri- fr- fried rice bitch
You wanna play your cards with god
and roll the dice bitch
Weeding out the weak with agriculture education
Oh you got me eating seeds
And i 'aint talking about fellatio
Im crazy yo
Got that technique stir fry chopstick asian flow
I aint about the oven or the microwave grills
But i know a little bit about the culinary skills
Required
If you wanna roll with a frying pan
Gotta fry with the heart of a china man
Anybody got another method in the pantry can suck my dick
Shit tastes like vagina man
I aint no Gordon Ramsay
But i make the best damn rice you pansies
A bitch like me came from japan see
Coin drop eyes gonna drop the panties
If you want a pice of this
Get in line you piece of shit
They just keep comin' back for more
You'd think Jehova's Witnesses
They call me the grain man
Ancient ritual praying can
Help cook rice on a spiritual level
For those willing to be the king of the table
huh
Have some of my grain
And I 'aint talking about the fucking headaches
You get in the morning after Fridays
I throw this rice like bridesmaids

Stir Fry x 5
Mutha Fucka
Stir Fry x 3
Chin-Chin x 8

Audio

FRIED RICE (Prod. Beeza)

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