|“||I don't entertain the idea of pedophilia||”|
"There's no afterlife"
|Born||March 11, 2011|
|First Appearance||Loser Reads Hater Comments 3|
Hazmat seems to be one of the more rational members of the "Would you rather" crew, with his focus on logic, physics and ideological conservatism contrasting his friends skepticism. He is a grounded atheist and seems to be well educated because he repeatedly whips Franku's ass verbally and once physically, to show who's b0ss.