Your mum is bullshit. I just win.
Kamikaze Failure Frank
Kamikaze Failure Frank
Biographical info
Full name Kamikaze Failure Frank
Aliases Filthy Frank

bears striking resemblance to Fake Frank

Species Human
Gender Male
Born Approximately 1928-1930
Political info
Affiliation Japanese Empire (previously)
Nationality Japanese
Occupation Kamikaze Pilot (previously)

Crawfish Racer

Rank Crawfish Olympics Champion
Miscellaneous info
Actor/Actress George "Joji" Miller

Kamikaze Failure Frank is an alter-ego that Frank takes on that appears in "Illegal Crawfish Racing Olympics" and in the book "Francis of the Filth."


Kamikaze Failure Frank is simply Frank wearing an outfit given to him by Safari Man. He has a tattoo of a cross on his chest and wears a brown Japanese WW2 pilot's cap. His outfit shares a strong resemblance to Fake Frank. However, it was revealed in Francis of the Filth that Kamikaze Failure Frank was simply a disguise donned by Frank(the aforementioned "gift" from Safari Man) to avoid the watchful eyes of Chin-Chin.


After being sent to New York City by Chin-Chin, Frank meets Safari Man, and the two hatch a plan to scam chromosomes out of some local Mere Mortals. Safari Man fears that there will be great consequences if Chin-Chin knew of the races, and created a disguise for Frank to wear.

He has trained his own genetically modified crawfish (It was found out later that they were ordinary mice) to win the Crawfish Olympics.

He has won 6,001 races and has lost -30. Even though he is the champion of the Crawfish Olympics, Alpha Centurion AKA The Shaman has 293,999 more wins than him. This is probably because Alpha Centurion has lost 3 times. Kamikaze Failure Frank is the only contender in the Crawfish Olympics to have lost a negative amount of times.


  • In a podcast George Miller did with the YouTuber theneedledrop, he suggested that Kamikaze Failure Frank might be Frank from an alternate universe.
  • As mentioned before, Kamikaze Failure Frank shares a strong resemblance to Fake Frank. Both wear the same type of headgear (Sunglasses and an aviator cap), both are a version of Filthy Frank from another universe, and both seem to hold a certain power over rodents (Kamikaze Failure Frank used mice to win the Crawfish Racing Olympics, while Fake Frank commanded an army of rats). However, in the book Francis of the Filth, it is confirmed that Fake Frank and Kamikaze Failure Frank are not the same person.