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Lycras: Pink Guy, Creepy Dude, Red Ranger and Alien Man

Lycra People (Homo Sapiens Lycrasus) are, to put it simply, what a majority of humanity transformed into after Chin-Chin amplified everyone's chromic level during the Realm 6.2 campaign.

This is a guide to help you understand what Lycra People are and how to care for them.

Theories

What are Lycra People?

Lycra People are strange, morphed humanoids that were infected with Chin-Chin's chromosomes. Lycra grew over their skin and (most) of them became devoted to worshiping the Dark Lord and/or screaming at people who were lucky enough to not be transformed during the Chinpocalypse.

How to look after a Lycra

A Lycra Person must be fed with at least five normal Chin-Chin brand chromosomes daily to keep it healthy. If not, its Lycra skin will fall off and, due to a changed body not used to cold temperatures, it will freeze to death and melt into chromosomes. However, it is possible that certain lycras don't need to be fed with chromosomes, such as Mr. Negi Generation 3000, which he can transform into an actual human entity.  

Lycra Gods

If a Lycra Person has more than the average amount of chromosomes they will transform into Lycra beings with god-like powers, such as the ability to travel through realms at the blink of an eye. These mutated god Lycras will eventually be chosen by a mysterious entity to become members of the powerful Peace Lord gang. The Dark Lord was once thought to be a Lycra god, however this was disproved in FILTHY FRANK VS. CHIN CHIN.

Genetic Abnormalities

Some Lycra are born with genetic mutations. These are normally minor, such as a Lemon for a head or sunglasses fused onto the eye or changing lycra suit.

Powers

Lycra People seem to have some powers. Chin Chin is the most powerful, Lemon can create and throw lemons, Salamander Man can play flute with the nose and ass with amazing skill, Veggie Cunt can create and throw vegetables (like a powerful version of Lemon), Red Dick can communicate from distance and seemingly can eat everything, Plastic Pinocchio is highly intelligent and capable of communicating telepathically, Towel Guy can play flute like Salamander Man but not quite as well, Mr. Negi can communicate telepathically, is able to teleport (either this, or he is exceptionally fast.) He can also apparently evolve. Brown Lycra can produce kumquat fruits from his anus, Barf Man is a master of creatively taking a shit and pukes eggs infinitely, Speed Lord can run very fast, Pink Guy is an awesome rapper who can also puke eggs,(or alternatively, puke canned beans.) We don't know much about Pink Guys powers, though it is certain he can invoke Saint Nicholas. Despite individual differences, there is one power who every Lycra People seem to have. For some reason they can expose Fake Frank.

Known Lycra Entities