|“|| I hope you all get cancer.|
Fuck you's all.
|- Old Man in New York swearing at passers-by|
The Old Man is an unnamed character, who appears in LOSER READS HATER COMMENTS 2, and the aptly named OLD MAN HOPES YOU GET CANCER. His famous quote is, "I hope you's all get cancer", directed presumably at the people passing by him at the park. The Old Man wears a gray thick coat and some sort of medallion. His angry personality suggests a tragic event that haunts him from his past.