Pink Stealth is the signature vehicle of Pink Guy. It is featured on the album cover of Pink Season. The car is also only one of the two known cars in existence that can drift into any point in time. Uncanonically, its successor is Blue Road Killer Van. It has more places to seat and infinite chromosome engine, by which it can travel to another realms and real world infinitely long.
- The car was used to chase down Nazi Cunt in HITLER'S EVIL SON. At some point during the chase, they were both pulled over by police. Nazi Cunt owns the second time-travelling car.
- The model of the car is a custom pink painted 1991-1993 Dodge Stealth Twin Turbo.
- The car has a custom pink colored steering wheel.