Ramen King

Ramen King
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Artist	Pink Guy
Released	May 23, 2014
Recorded	June 4, 2014
Genre	fill
Length	1:06
Track	1
Next Track	Peanut Butter

Synopsis

"Ramen King" is the 1st song on the Pink Guy Album. It details the simple and easy process of cooking packet ramen for cheap sustenance, something blue collar workers and college students do to survive.

Appearances

• Pink Guy

Lyrics

Ohayo gozaimasu, kyou wa ramen o tskurimasu (Good morning, today we will make ramen)

Tanoshii desu ne! (It is fun!)

Jaa, hajimemashou? (Well, let's start?)

I still masturbate while eating Top Ramen,
At a faster rate,
In the bigger quantities, it counts as rape,
When I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace,
I turn the temperature up all the way, To sweat up on my face.

If you give no effort, if you got no money,
Then I got a cheap method.
Crack it open, throw it in a pan and let it cook,
Bitch now, that's a real education fuck books.

If you wanna make it in college, acknowledge,
All the flavors that be dropping mad knowledge,
On these pussy ass canned goods,
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood,
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first.

Start with the shrimp and then the fire,
If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher.
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar,
Unbelievable pricing, that's the future of a blue collar worker.

And I'm talkin' bout ramen,
This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African, Come back when you're in the state that I'm in,
And say hi to my homeboy -- Top Ramen

Music Video

PINK GUY COOKS RAMEN AND RAPS
Episode of The Filthy Frank Show
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Release	June 4 2013
Channel	TVFilthyFrank
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Video
PINK GUY COOKS RAMEN AND RAPS

Video Description

Official Filthy Frank Description This is the official description of the video.

RAMEN KING TWITTER: https://twitter.com/FilthyFrank FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/TheFilthyFrank SHIRTS: http://filthyfrank.spreadshirt.com/ INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/papafranku MUSIC: http://pinkguy.bandcamp.com/ BEGINNING TRANSLATION - "Good morning, today we will make ramen. Very exciting! Let's start, shall we?" lyrics: i still masturbate while eating top ramen at at faster rate in the bigger quantities it counts as rape when im slurping at this unbelievable pace i turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face, if you give no effort, if you got no money then i got a cheap method, crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook, bitch now thats a real education fuck books, if you wanna make in college acknowledge all the flavors that be droppin mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods, we got chicken and beef to boost the manhood, anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first start with the shrimp and the fire, if you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher, haha 35 cents a pack, 3 for a dollar unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker and im talkin bout ramen, the shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an africaaan, come back when you're in the state that im in, and say hi to my homeboy, ramen prod - soundcloud.com/layo tags: why do wizards use viagra when they can just wingardium leviosa the fuck out of their dicks and furiously jerk off together in the hogwarts bathrooms, only to get hogwarts on their dick the next morning

Trivia

• The beat used as the backing track is produced by SoundCloud user, Layo, titled "ramen beat".