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"Ramen King" is a song by Pink Guy, from his debut album PINK GUY, and is the first track of the album.

It details the simple and easy process of cooking packet ramen for cheap sustenance, something blue collar workers and college students do to survive.

Lyrics

Ohayo gozaimasu, kyou wa ramen o tskurimasu (Good morning, today we will make ramen)

Tanoshii desu ne! (It is fun!)

Jaa, hajimemashou? (Well, let's start?)

I still masturbate while eating Top Ramen,
At a faster rate,
In the bigger quantities, it counts as rape,
When I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace,
I turn the temperature up all the way, To sweat up on my face.

If you give no effort, if you got no money,
Then I got a cheap method.
Crack it open, throw it in a pan and let it cook,
Bitch now, that's a real education fuck books.

If you wanna make it in college, acknowledge,
All the flavors that be dropping mad knowledge,
On these pussy ass canned goods,
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood,
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first.

Start with the shrimp and then the fire,
If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher.
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar,
Unbelievable pricing, that's the future of a blue collar worker.

And I'm talkin' bout ramen,
This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African, Come back when you're in the state that I'm in,
And say hi to my homeboy -- Top Ramen

Video

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Ramen King

Sample

  • The beat used as the backing track is produced by SoundCloud user, Layo, titled "ramen beat".

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