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Santa's Brother
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Biographical info
Full name Carlos "Nathan Jingle Claus" Gonzales
Aliases Moose Knuckles
Species Human
Gender Male
Born Exact date and place unknown
Relative(s) Uncle Brad (uncle)

Santa (brother) Racist Santa (brother) Saint Nicholas (possible brother) Gary the mushroom (possible relative)

Residence Frank's apartment
Political info
Affiliation Filthy Frank
Nationality Arctic
Occupation Rap superstar
Rank Self proclaimed "pusi man"

Pusi farmer

Miscellaneous info
First Appearance DICK PAYS RENT
Role Prostitute
Actor/Actress George "Joji" Miller

Santa's Brother is a recurring character in the Frankiverse. He is both a scantily clad and perverted man who wears a red attire not dissimilar to that of Santa Claus, and sports long black hair and huge sunglasses. His dick supposedly pays his rent and has reportedly shot an old man and child in the kneecaps, but claims that it happened in Florida so it was "ok". Whether the boy died as a result of his wound(s) or not remains unknown. In the video "I Saw Santa Claus," Frank recounts how a man dressed as Santa Claus shot him in the kneecaps. It is therefore assumed that the old man Santa's Brother claims he shot in the kneecaps is Filthy Frank himself. Frank claimed in one of his videos that he "burned a kid in a wheelchair.... Hot-Wheels." This possibly means that Frank burned the kid that Santa's Brother shot along with him, and so it would confirm that the kid survived his wounds on his kneecaps.

The reasons he's so fucked up in the head is due to a brain tumor, also due to being molested by his Uncle Brad. It's possible that Santa's Brother is bisexual or bicurious, as he mentioned in his song "Pussy Doe" that he sometimes thinks about dicks, but only on "special occasions".

His greatest hits include "Pussy Doe," "Dick pays Rent," "Lady's man" and "Watermelon Pussy". His doctors say that he has Polio but he doesn't believe anyone can catch that except old farts. He sucks dicks.

Notes

  • Santa's Brother's songs appear in Pink Guy's album under Pink Guy's name. It is possible that Pink Guy is stealing his songs.
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SANTA'S BROTHER - PUSSY DOE

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