I really want to spread some cancer throughout the internet and the whole world in general, but I just can't quite figure out how. I tried arguing with people, instantaneously breaking out into seizures and random breakdancing, airhumping to the point where people run the hell away from me, and many more filthy activities. But it seems like all people do is tell me to fuck off. Hell, I even summoned Chin Chin once. Can a b0ss help me out?