The White People Club is a gathering of Fake Frank, Max and Ian. Within the club they enjoy drinking various wines and teas whilst discussing things like the taste of pussies, golfing, and how to be a gentleman. They are said to have a prejudice to Blacks, Mexicans, Women, Gays, and the Japs. They also proclaim to be Men of God, which is most likely referring to Christianity and not one of the many LycraGods, although this is not confirmed.
The displayed uniform is a simple white collared shirt with a red tie and a black blazer.
A competition they partake in annually is the THE GENTLEMEN'S CHALLENGE where they determine who in the club is the most gentleman-like.